Funny Love Test: 5 Silly Questions About Your Love Life
Five ridiculous questions, five surprisingly revealing answers. Choose A or B.
The questions
- Your partner insists you take one of two potions: A. one that makes you burp non-stop, or B. one that gives you a runny nose all day?
- You must date one of these: A. a 40-metre-tall giant, or B. a tiny, adorable angel just 20 cm tall?
- For a whole week you must suffer one of these: A. sleep paralysis every night, or B. no sleep at all?
- Which bizarre sport would you try: A. surfing over sharp rocks, or B. paragliding with a beach umbrella?
- You are cursed to be half human, half animal. Choose: A. a pig's face with a supermodel's figure, or B. a supermodel's face with a hippo's figure?
Show the answers
1. What kind of partner you are. A: you happily play the clown to make your partner laugh; fun and full of humour. B: sweet and attentive in front of your partner, but a slightly different person behind their back.
2. Who you will fall for. A: a big, strong, protective type who is mature and dependable. B: a cute, affectionate partner who is a little childlike and loves being looked after.
3. How you choose love. A: you date casually, but when it gets serious you let friends help you choose. B: love is everything to you; you choose carefully yourself and go all out once you find the one.
4. Your hobbies as a couple. A: a sporty couple: badminton, swimming, road trips and camping. B: a romantic couple: concerts, music and quiet evenings together.
5. How loyal you are. A: you act uninterested when admirers appear, but you rarely turn them away. B: you are friendly and affectionate with everyone, which sets tongues wagging, but your heart belongs to one person only.
Personality quizzes are for fun and self-reflection, not psychological assessment.